Let's spend tonight on top of the world ♥

Kristina. Young. Tennessee. Birds.  whore(s) stalkin' my ass

"Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist."

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This blog will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry!

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Weekends are like orgasms:

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It takes a lot to get there, and when you finally do, it’s over in no time. 

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Perfect couldn’t keep this love alive

365 Day Challenge

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doing this.

welcome to my life. lol, one time my friend and i let the mean girls dvd menu music play for 2 hours until my dad got up and changed it. lol poor dad.

welcome to my life. lol, one time my friend and i let the mean girls dvd menu music play for 2 hours until my dad got up and changed it. lol poor dad.

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