“Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.”
(Source: dreadmanjack)
congratulations sir
Weekends are like orgasms:
It takes a lot to get there, and when you finally do, it’s over in no time.
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Perfect couldn’t keep this love alive
365 Day Challenge
the challenge is below the “read more”
doing this.
welcome to my life. lol, one time my friend and i let the mean girls dvd menu music play for 2 hours until my dad got up and changed it. lol poor dad.
(via shit-thatblows)
